Motor Home Massacre (2005)

At the risk of ruining this movie (Then again, it’s called Motor Home Massacre; can it be ruined any more than it already is?) by revealing the identity of the killer, this otherwise nondescript horror movie distinguishes itself by being perhaps the first slasher to feature a black female killer (unless you count the doll in Ragdoll). Of course, for most of the film, she's disguised under a mask and parka, but when it's revealed that Nicole (Tanya Fraser) is the culprit, it's no big surprise -- given the killer's penchant for craning her neck and wagging her finger like, "Oh no he di-uhnt" after each kill. (Not really, but that would've been only slightly more obvious.) All of the actresses in Motor Home Massacre, Fraser included, appear to have gotten their parts for one reason...Make that TWO reasons. Boooiiiiiing. It's a shame their "talents" remain clothed for way too much of the movie. Even with the medicore T&A, the terrible acting, and the erratic direction, there are moments of intentional silliness in the script that aren't without their charm (see the super-deluxe twist ending that I won't reveal). If it does nothing else, Motor Home Massacre realizes that if you're gonna make a crappy horror movie, you can't take yourself too seriously. Boooiiiiiing.

36-D	36-DD
36-EE	The biggest boob of all.