Vamp (1986)

A fun horror comedy that could only come from the '80s, Vamp features Grace Jones, scary enough as a human, as the evil vampire seductress Katrina. Frat pledges AJ and Keith (Robert Rusler and Chris Makepeace...Makepeace?) come to town seeking strippers for their frat's big bash, only to stumble upon a vampire-run strip club, a full decade before From Dusk Til Dawn's Titty Twister. Turns out pretty much the entire town is overrun with vamps -- including psycho garbage truck driver Julius LeFlore -- and they want to keep their secretive secret a secret. Jones is sufficiently creepy and utterly stylish, with more costume changes than an Oscar host, even though she hardly utters a line thoughout the entire film.

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Kirk Cameron was shocked to find that he was left behind.	"I said no white meat!"