No Black People Were Harmed in the Making of This Film

Don’t feel like seeing black blood spilled? Wanna see the black guy escape with his life (and a new respect for power tools)? Here are some films that have been rated NDN (No Dead Negroes)…

Movie Actors Who Live Year
Abby Carter, Terry 1974
Cook, Nathan 1974
Cowden, Michael 1974
Kinchelow, Felice 1974
Marshall, William 1974
Moore, Juanita 1974
Ray, Joan 1974
Robinson, George 1974
Speed, Carol 1974
Stoker, Austin 1974
Alligator People, The Dickerson, Dudley 1959
Goodwin, Ruby 1959
Townsend, Vince Jr. 1959
Amityville II Gunn, Moses 1982
Ross, Ted 1982
Amityville 1992 Carpenter, Willie C. 1992
Amityville: A New Generation Roundtree, Richard 1993
Wright, Tom 1993
Anaconda Ice Cube 1997
Ants Casey, Bernie 1977
Ape Man, The Morrison, Ernest 1943
Arachnia Joseph, Irene 2003
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Smith, Gary 1978
Attack of the Sabretooth Coleman, Cleopatra 2005
Beast Within, The Taylor, Meshach 1982
Blue Demon Guillory, Bennett 2004
Ware, Andre 2004
Body Bags Datcher, Alex 1993
Boggy Creek II Williams, Victor 1985
Bone Daddy Chase, Johnie 1998
Mankuma, Blu 1998
Panou 1998
Ross, Sandi 1998
Boys of the City Morrison, Ernest 1940
Brainwaves ROdriguez, Percy 1983
Breeders Farley, Teresa 1986
Bride of the Gorilla Strode, Woody 1951
Bummer! Craig, Carl 1973
Speed, Carol 1973
Carnival of Souls Derricks, Cleavant 1998
Sanders, Henry G. 1998
Carrie Guy, Jasmine 2002
Mcclure, Kandyse 2002
Cat People Dee, Ruby 1982
Faison, Frankie 1982
Cat’s Eye Dutton, Charles 1985
Cave, The Chestnut, Morris 2005
Cell, The Jean-Baptiste, Marianne 2000
Child’s Play 3 Lawrence, Mark Christopher 1991
Sanders, Henry G. 1991
Sylvers, Jeremy 1991
Children of the Night Morris, Garrett 1991
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town Palmer, Gretchen 1989
Chopping Mall Gill, Will Jr. 1986
Circus of Fear Petrie, Gordon 1966
Covenant, The Lucas, Jessica 2006
Craft, The Scott, Esther 1996
True, Rachel 1996
Critters 4 Bassett, Angela 1991
Crow, The Hudson, Ernie 1994
Cry Wolf Charity, Antonio 2005
James, Paul 2005
Day of the Dead Alexander, Terry 1985
Dead Above Ground Gomez-Preston, Reagan 2002
Kirkwood, Craig 2002
Dead Heat Stewart, Mel 1988
Dead On: Relentless II Cozart, Cylk 1992
Jones, Leilani 1992
Kimbro, Art 1992
Deadly Blessing Rodriguez, Percy 1981
Deadly Invasion: The Killer Bee Nightmare Sampson, Donre 1995
Devil’s Advocate, The Santiago-Hudson, Reuben 1997
Tunie, Tamara 1997
Lindo, Delroy 1997
Devil’s Daughter, The Carter, Jack 1939
Harrington, Hamtree 1939
James, Ida 1939
Lang, Willa Mae 1939
Larrimore, Francine 1939
McKinney, Nina Mae 1939
Wallace, Emmett 1939
Do You Wanna Know a Secret? Crooks, Robert 2001
Jones, Tom Jay 2001
Doppelganger Grant, Sarina C. 1993
Lawrence, Scott 1993
Dragonfly Lampley, Oni Faida 2002
Dressed to Kill Collier, Amalie 1980
McDuffie, Robert 1980
Rush, Robert Lee 1980
Sanders, Frederick 1980
Scriven, Anthony Boyd 1980
Williams, Samm-Art 1980
Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Christopher, Julian 2005
Gale, Lorena 2005
Eye See You Dutton, Charles 2002
Vance, Courtney B. 2002
Wright, Jeffrey 2002
Faculty, The Raymond, Usher 1998
Fan, The Blackwell, Charles 1981
Horsford, Anna Maria 1981
Final Destination Smith, Roger Guenveur 2000
Todd, Tony 2000
Final Terror, The Busia, Akosua 1983
Harden, Ernest Jr. 1983
Fog, the Igus, Darrow 1980
Fog, The Davis, Deray 2005
Frankenstein Duke, Deborah 2004
Tyler, Deneen 2004
Freaks Beavers, Louise 1932
Randian, Prince 1932
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare Burke, Carlease 1991
Kotto, Yaphet 1991
Scott-Thomas, Mel 1991
Fright Night Evans, Art 1985
Gargoyles Casey, Bernie 1972
Ghost Breakers, The Best, Willie 1940
Johnson, Noble 1940
Ghost in the Machine Adams, Brandon Quentin 1993
Ghosts on the Loose Morrison, Ernest 1943
Gremlins 2: The New Batch Smith, Bubba 1990
Halloween H20 LL Cool J 1998
Billingslea, Beau 1998
Hannibal Faison, Frankie 2001
Hatchetman Brown, Matthew 2003
Smith, Toney 2003
Haunted Mansion, The Davis, Aree 2003
Jefferies, Marc John 2003
Murphy, Eddie 2003
Thomason, Marsha 2003
He Knows You’re Alone James, Steve 1980
Kandel, Karen Evans 1980
HellBent Brown, Wren T. 2004
Jazzmun 2004
Jones, Jamila 2004
Highwaymen Faison, Frankie 2003
Hollow Man II Holness, Karen 2006
Husband, Alana 2006
Lawrence, Colin 2006
REdman, Dean 2006
Horror of Party Beach, The Moore, Eulabelle 1964
House of 1000 Corpses Mosley, Irvin Jr. 2003
House on Haunted Hill Diggs, Taye 1999
Howling, The Grant Sarina C. 1981
Taylor, Meshach 1981
Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte Henderson, Mary 1964
Randolph, Lillian 1964
Walker, Bill 1964
West, Geraldine 1964
I Know Who Killed Me Beauvais, Garcelle 2007
Moore, Kenya 2007
Steeples, Eddie 2007
I Walked with a Zombie Abrams, Richard 1943
Dandridge, Vivian 1943
Harris, Theresa 1943
Hartfield, Kathleen 1943
Jones, Darby 1943
Le Gon, Jeni 1943
Mayes, Norman 1943
Rosemond, Clinton 1943
Sir Lancelot 1943
Walker, Arthur 1943
Wilkins, Martin 1943
Idle Hands Fox, Vivica A. 1999
In the Mouth of Madness Casey, Bernie 1991
Incident at Loch Ness Williams, Russell 2004
Invisible Ghost Muse, Clarence 1941
It Reid, Tim 1990
Jacob’s Ladder Berry, Stephanie 1990
La salle, Eriq 1990
Logan, Bellina 1990
McFadden, Reggie 1990
Merkerson, S. Epatha 1990
Rhames, Ving 1990
Simmons, Dion 1990
Skinner, Kisha 1990
Thomas, Raymond Anthony 1990
Jaws 3-D Gossett, Louis Jr. 1983
Jaws: The Revenge Bowleg, Charles 1987
Farrington, Romeo 1987
Scott, Cedric 1987
Van Peebles, Mario 1987
Van Peebles, Melvin 1987
Whitfield, Lynn 1987
Jaws of Satan McCurry, George 1981
Yelling, Cavanaugh 1981
Jeepers Creepers Belcher, Patricia 2001
Joyride Wallace, Basil 2001
King of the Zombies Moreland, Mantan 1941
Sul-te-Wan, Madame 1941
Whipper, Leigh 1941
Whitten, Marguerite 1941
Kiss, The Benskin, Tyrone 1998
Clark, Dorian Joe 1998
Kiss the Girls Freeman, Morgan 1997
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III Foree, Ken 1990
Leprechaun 4: in Space Nunez, Miguel 1997
Lethal Eviction Avery, James 2005
Dash, Stacey 2005
Lost Highway Pryor, Richard 1997
Lost Souls Beasley, John 2000
Woodard, Alfre 2000
Lucky Ghost Battles, Lucille 1941
Brooks, Jess Lee 1941
Christmas, Lester 1941
Cryer, Jesse 1941
Fenderson, Reginald 1941
Field, FLorence 1941
Franklin, Louise 1941
Garrison, Harold 1941
Harris, Aranelle 1941
Hastings, Henry 1941
Hawley, Monte 1941
Johnson, John Lester 1941
Miller, F.E. 1941
Monroe, Millie 1941
Moreland, Mantan 1941
o’Brien, Florence 1941
Ray, arthur 1941
Scheffield, Maceo Bruce 1941
Thompson, Edward 1941
White, Nappie 1941
Man’s Best Friend Brown, Olivia 1993
Manhunter Faison, Frankie 1986
Maniacts Birkett, Jeremiah 2001
Ramsey, Marion 2001
Winkler, Mel 2001
Meeting at Midnight Moreland, Mantan 1944
Mimic 2 Lucas, Gaven E. 2001
Mindhunters LL Cool J 2004
Motel Hell Katon, Roseanne 1980
Mummy, The Johnson, Noble 1932
Mummy’s Kiss, The Blake, Lamik 2003
Murder By Television McDaniel, Hattie 1935
Nature of the Beast Toles-Bey, John 1995
Neon Maniacs Ferguson, Jessie Lawrence 1986
Lafayette, John 1986
Netherworld Datcher, Alex 1992
New York Ripper, The Jean, Violetta 1982
MacBride, Marsha 1982
Sorrentino, Martin 1982
Night of the Creeps Jones, Jay Arlen 1986
Taylor, Wally 1986
Night of the Demons Alexis, Alvin 1988
Night Vision Williamson, Fred 1997
Night Visitor Roundtree, Richard 1989
Nightmare on Elm Street 3, A Fishburne, Laurence 1987
Sagoes, Ken 1987
Sorrell, Rozlyn 1987
Nightmare on Elm Street 5, A Minter, Kelly Jo 1989
Oblong Box, The Baird, Harry 1969
Daniels, Danny 1969
Phantom Force Miller, Tangi 2004
Pinocchio’s Revenge Canada, Ron 1996
Maclachlan, Janet 1996
Pitch Black David, Keith 2000
Diesel, Vin 2000
Play Misty for Me McEachin, James 1971
Taylor, Clarice 1971
Popcorn Minter, Kelly Jo 1991
Progeny Pugh, Willard E. 1998
Psyclops Joseph, irene 2002
Quicksilver Highway Nunn, Bill 1997
Rats: Night of Terror Geretta, Geretta 1984
Red Dragon Faison, Frankie 2002
Relentless Campbell, G. Smokey 1989
Taylor, Ron 1989
WOods, Michael Keith 1989
Rest Stop Cormack, Jennifer 2006
Resurrected, The Maxie, Judith 1992
Return to Cabin by the Lake McClure, Kandyse 2001
Ring Two, The Johnson, Michelle Anne 2005
Lesure, James 2005
Route 666 Williams, Steven 2001
Scarlet Clue, The Moreland, Mantan 1945
Seven Cathey, Reg E. 1995
Freeman, Morgan 1995
James, Hawthorne 1995
Sightings: Heartland Ghost Long, Nia 2002
Silence of the Lambs Arnold, Lamont 1991
Lemmons, Kasi 1991
Faison, Frankie 1991
Sleepaway Camp Jones, Robert Earl 1983
Snakes on a Plane Alexander, Flex 2006
Dallas, Keith 2006
Jackson, Samuel L. 2006
Thompson, Kenan 2006
Son of Dracula Brooks, Jess Lee 1943
McDaniel, Etta 1943
McDaniel, Sam 1943
Moore, Charles R. 1943
Smith, Emmett 1943
Sorority House Massacre Carter, Marsha L. 1987
Houston, Fitzhugh 1987
Soulkeeper Scarber, Sam 2001
Species Whitaker, Forrest 1995
Species II Williamson, Mykelti 1998
Species III Warren, Michael 2004
Spooks Run Wild Morrison, Ernest 1941
Stagefright Sampson, James E.R. 1987
Schultz, Sandi 1987
Stepfather, The Mankuma, Blu 1987
Stigmata Long, Nia 1999
stir of echoes Smith, Eddie Bo Jr. 1999
Street Trash Jarmon, Clarenze 1987
Simmons, Kevin 1987
Sublime Anderson-Gunter, Jeffrey 2007
Hilton-Jacobs, Lawrence 2007
Supernova Bassett, Angela 2000
Swarmed Chevolleau, Richard 2005
Elsadig, Mazin 2005
Tail Sting Brooks, Conroe 2001
Davis, Ray 2001
Tales from the Darkside chong, Rae Dawn 1990
They Are Among Us Mutambirwa, Garikayi 2004
Thing with Two Heads, The Brown, Chelsea 1972
Grier, Rosie 1972
Marshall, Don 1972
Uncle Sam Cummings, Richard Jr. 1997
Hayes, Isaac 1997
Up in the Air Moreland, Mantan 1940
Urban Legend Devine, Loretta 1998
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary Lifford, Tina 2005
Vault of Horror, The Hazel, Tony 1973
Warning Sign Kotto, Yaphet 1985
Taylor, Meshach 1985
Watcher, The Hudson, Ernie 2000
Watchers Reborn Rawls, Lou 1998
What Lies Beneath Morton, Joe 2000
When a Stranger Calls O’Neal, Ron 1979
When a Stranger Calls Smith, Owen 2006
Thompson, Tessa 2006
White Zombie Muse, Clarence 1932
Willard Taylor, William S. 2003
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Battle, Texas 2007
Zombie Night Curtis, Steve 2003
Zombies on Broadway Jones, Darby 1945
Mayes, Norman 1945
Sir Lancelot 1945
Stewart, Nick 1945
Wilkins, Martin 1945

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