Wishmaster (1997) / Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
Three black characters appear in each of these two movies (most notably Tony Todd and Bokeem Woodbine). None of them are major, but all of are apparently worth killin'! Six up, six down; pretty impressive, even in this age of black horror genocide. And you can get 'em both on one DVD! The thing about these films, of course, is that in the end, the hero manages to fool the genie into undoing all of the bad things he did throughout the film -- so all of the people who die are really alive when the credits roll. But they can't fool me; one death is enough.
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Destiny's Child doesn't require much in a third member. |
Frank's attempt to become "the ghetto David Blaine" was cut tragically short. |
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Dissecting a black man is a requirement for graduation. |
"Omigod! My ring! I lost my ring!...Oh wait, there it is." |
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